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A Close Shave
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Information
Style Shaving/prank
Participants Matthew Pritchard (Victim)

Lee Dainton Pancho

First Appearance Italy
Last Appearance Italy
"Gone! Fucking gone! That's it! I've fucking had it!"
— Pritchard showing how thankful he is for his haircut

This was a major prank that occurred in the third series of Dirty Sanchez. It was the boiling point to the Sanchez War and the Pritchard vs Dainton rivalry. It involved Dainton and Pancho working together against Pritchard to take something valuable from him.

Recipe for disaster Edit

  • Hair
  • Electric shaver
  • Rivalry
  • Fondest for own hair
  • War
  • Intoxication

How to lose a friend Edit

"I'm so fucked!"
— Dainton laughs

Following the Pepper spray incident, Dainton was still unhappy with Pritchard for causing the incident and leaving all the boys to walk all the way to their gig. However, Dainton was willing to put that aside by pranking Pancho. Upon pranking Pancho, Pancho woke up in anger a chased the two boys, however, Pritchard abandoned Dainton when he was getting attacked by the small man. This caused Dainton to become angry and make an agreement with Pancho to get Pritchard in revenge.

One night Pritchard got intoxicated where Dainton decided to strike. Dainton decided to strike at what Pritchard was passionate about, his hair. Dainton shaved the middle of his head and kept a huge clump of the hair in his hand. Dainton then tried waking up Pritchard by splashing him with water and showing the heavily intoxicated Pritchard his hair but unfortunately for Dainton he was too drunk to notice. Dainton also had some time to write on the mirror in the hotel room "Pancho's revenge"

This gave Dainton more time to plan more chaos. The morning after, Pancho joined in. He saw the shaven head and tried to shave some more hair off but it didn't work, Pritchard awoke and chased Pancho away. Pritchard then then felt the top of his head and discovered it had been shaven off...

Aftermath Edit

"It's a funny thing guilt..."
— Dainton

Pritchard was furious and quite upset. He smashed things in his hotel room and threatened Dainton saying:

"If Dainton has anything to do with it and I fucking see this! That's fucking it! World War fucking three? Winston Churchill?I'll fucking gargle Winston fucking Churchill so I know, we'll fight on the beaches, yeah, I'll fucking fight on the bus, I'll fucking fight in fucking Wales! DAINTON YOU'RE DEAD!"
— Pritchard's threat

Upon witnessing his outrage, Pancho tried to comfort him, which worked, seeing as how Pancho of all people knew how it feels to go to sleep with a full head of hair, only to wake the next day with a new hairstyle or nearly bald. Pancho was also unaware before comforting Pritchard that Dainton had tried pinning the blame on him with the words 'Pancho's revenge' hastily written on the mirror, he soon found out when a still angry and upset Pritchard revealed this. Dan Joyce felt sorry for Pritchard and shaved his own head in remorse. Eventually all the Sanchez boys ganged up on Dainton believing he had gone too far this time. Pritchard was so embarrassed from the prank he didn't appear at the live show.

Dainton generally seemed guilty for what he did, explaining that he doesn't do things to really upset people but to get a funny reaction out of them, and that if it wasn't funny there's no point, making this the only Sanchez stunt/prank that Dainton generally regretted doing and the only time Pritchard had gotten extremely angry and proper upset at Dainton.

Gallery of hair Edit

Trivia Edit

  • Dainton must have bad hand writing as he spelt "Pancho's revenge" as "Pancho's revnge". Either that or he was rushed for time in case Pritchard woke up and saw him.
  • Prichard seems to have 666 tattooed on the back of his head.


 
Series Three Stunts

In order of appearance
Piss bucket| Where's your passport Pritch?| Breaking in| Hot and cold| Race| Goal| Ice hockey| The cane| Crash test dummy| Moisty's mallet| Microphone| Drumsticks| Slaps| Flinch test| Axe throw| Arrowed| Wooden cock| Bungee band| Cock block| Hard head| Meat Tenderiser| Hammer and fail| Beer emina| Swing| Sauce pan| Room 503| Hypnotism| Baldy| Taser| Cigarette burn| Sky dive| Bubble wrap roll| Shape game| Pritchard's birthday| Shock racket| Rock, Paper, Scissors, WAX| Heavy metal| Selfish smoke| Penis weightlifting| Wooden block| Shooting range| Vodka| Skipping rope| Nun chucks| Martial art fight| Rubber Dagger| Pepper spray| Bashed heads| Punch bag| Pritchard gets shot| Extreme plate smashing| Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOCK!| Striptease| Stag Night| Gay wedding| Bamboo stick| Fishing hook| Fish slap| Plate smashing| Shit Olympics| Sail| Missing and found| Squid cock| Crushed fingers| Surfing| Fishing| Jellyfish| Advertisement| Animals| Fire breather| Dog mess| Fishing rod| Mister 50/50| Spiders| Gladiator school| Rose| Fastest punch| Slave whip| Birds of prey| Invisible spider| Hard Spaghetti| Pepper spray incident| Punk rocker| Shit art| Tricks| A Close Shave| Sparks| Flamenco| Sun burn| Bull fighting| Oranges| Doctor Daint| Cactus slap| Rolling pin| Donkey polo| Cactus fall| Crack a maraca| Shadowy figures| Shitty tent| Buried treasure| Moisty's fish| Wooden spoon| Fish slicer| Weight gain| Hot stove| Fart flame|

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