Angry Pirates

Angry Pirate

Information
Style	Grouped stunts/challenges
Participants	Matthew Pritchard Lee Dainton Dan Joyce Pancho
First Appearance	Dirty Sanchez the movie
Last Appearance	Greed

"Let me tell you about the Angry Pirate. Bird's giving you a blowjob she is see and you enjoy it down their you're about to meet upon a climax about to cum. You pull your cock out of her mouth and you spunk in her eye and she's all sore in her eye, kick the little bird in the shin, she hobbles around like an angry pirate. "

— Dan Joyce's description

This is a group of different stunts that first appear in the movie. The stunt starts off as a usual impact stunt before turning into a set of challenges. The grouped stunt features all the Sanchez boys and represents the sin of Greed.

Recipe for disaster[]

Liquor
Mop
Pins
Money
Greed
Spit
Friends
Mousetrap

Pancho of the Caribbean[]

Dan Joyce had the idea to become pirates, angry pirates. The original idea was to pour a shot of rum into your eye while the others kick you in the shine. Dainton went first, he poured the gin into his eye and immediately got kicked by Dan, Dainton accidentally got the rum in both eyes. Pritchard went after followed by Dan. Pancho was last and as usual was ganged up upon immediately after he poured the gin into his eye. After this the boys reveal that they stole Pancho's money and used it in a Casino. The stunts soon changed into challenges where the boys had to do individual stunts in order to win money.

Pancho's challenge[]

See:Mouse catcher

Dan's challenge[]

See:Mopped

Dainton's challenge[]

See:Pinhead

Pritchard's challenge[]

See:Spit in the gob

Aftermath[]

The boys all had sore shins from being kicked as well as a stinging pain from the liquor in the eyes. Pritchard was the only Sanchez member to lose his challenge after being forcefully pushed overboard. Dainton suffered the worst injuries from the Pinhead stunt.