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Figure skating
Figureskating6
Information
Style Gag
Participants Matthew Pritchard

Lee Dainton
Dan Joyce
Pancho

First Appearance How far can you go
Last Appearance How far can you go
"I'm more nervous about this than Piercing my own bollocks"
— Dainton

This was a drunk gag from the first series of Dirty Sanchez and features all the Sanchez boys.

Recipe for disaster Edit

  • Ice Rink
  • Ice Skates
  • Tight costumes
  • Idiots
  • Tray

Unprofessional skating Edit

During the Professional Welsh figure skating championship, the Sanchez boys decided to put on their own show in front of their friends and family. Both Pritchard and Pancho were dressed in women's clothes while Dainton and Dan were the "men" of the pairings. Pancho and Dan went first which Dan holding his partner for the first way round before splitting off. Pancho fell down a few times and even got a tray to smack Dan in the face with.

Next it was Dainton and Pritchard. Pritchard started off quite well giving some twirls and jumping and landing perfectly, Dainton on the other hand was falling all over the place but made it out as he had done so on purpose. On the entry gate Pritchard had fallen over face first. At some point Pritchard had lost his win when he clashed with Dainton.

Aftermath Edit

Dainton suffered the worst injuries as he fell to the ground multiple times, though the injuries were not visible it would have created muscle pain.

Gallery of pain Edit


 
Series One Stunts

In order of appearance
Radiomic| Self beating| Sacking| Man vs Car| Box Prank| Band head| Smiley face| Rugby| Wrestling| Naked Paintball| Sleeping fag| Tow| Shaving cream| Fresh air| Johnny Cash| The cane| Golf| Sweaty arse| Naked jump| Tire race| Pooman| Big ball| Home improvement| Locust| Newport vs Cardiff| Frozen tongue| Kylie Minogue| BB challenge| Stinging Nettles| Little people in little houses| Robocock| Baldy| Barb wire hurdles| Meat Tenderiser| Spagetti string| Tae Kwon Don't| Towel| Tired out| Hang in there| Spin me right round| Deep fried spray| Goal| Staples| Crocodile clip| Polar bear| Voodoo Daint| Grinding the rails| Pull back| Blubber man| Ice hockey| Pawn star| U-nail| Fire extinguisher| Sandpaper arse| Barbed wire whip| Plate smashing| Meter of mustard| Mask| Mouse catcher| Living Punching bag| Satan worshipper| Heavy metal| Custard pie| Slaps| Hot chocolate| Ragworm man (gag)| Pube pizza| Figure skating| Hard head| Candles| Drag| Wheely big problems| Skateboard jump| Sand bag| Ear piercing| The rake| Ashtray| BMX wheel spin| Finger game| Air hockey| Squashed| Magic conker| Bungee band| Twirler wirller| Punching bag| Bum beats| Pop| Pinhead| Fireworks| Kick boxing| High jumps| Carpet burn| Arm wrestle sting ring| Board nuts| Chinese match| Snooker balls| Crazy golf| Maggots (stunt)| Spiders| Icey Paintball| Snow| Shuffle boarding| Snow cannon| Frozen river| Ski tree| Snake| Mister Frosty| Santa| Piranha| Elastic band balls| Spade| Skiing| Pool slide|

That's just not cricket

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