Rivalry

Rivalry

Season Front end and Rear end, Episode Two
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Air date	2003
Directed by	Becky Staniforth
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"Tonight, Pritchard and Dainton continue their brainless battle which has been raging for years. Dan Joyce strives to create the ultimate shock tactic. And Pancho, the patron saint of houses, has just one goal, staying awake"

— The narrator

This episode is the second episode from the first series of Dirty Sanchez. This episode primary focus is the rivalry between Pritchard and Dainton while serving as an introduction to Dan's puke antics and Pancho's wake up pranks.

Pritchard vs Dainton[]

"There's no winners in the Dainton vs Pritchard battle"

— Pritchard

Pritchard and Dainton are often described as the best of friends but have this rivalry against each other. Pritchard's girlfriend states they have been friends for a long time before she and Pritchard even met. Pritchard doesn't believe it'll end.

Dainton loves annoying Pritchard for the reactions. One instant was involving chilli sauce in Pritchard's eyes.

Stunts featured[]

Pancho's wake up pranks[]

"I find it hard to talk about Pancho without mentioning his fucking alcohol"

— Pritchard

This features what the Sanchez crew think of Pancho's alcoholism. When ever sober he is "a nice guy" but drunk he turns into "a right asshole" They mention Pancho going for a week without beer but as it turns out it didn't go so well.

Pancho's parents state that Pancho is a easy sleeper and will fall asleep anywhere.

Stunts featured[]

Joyce's shock tactic[]

"Daniel Joyce, I never met anyone like him he's...just...crazy really"

— Dainton's mum

Dainton and the others feel disgusted with the things that Joyce does but admires the bravery. Pritchard suggests that Joyce maybe out for attention due to the obscure things he does. Joyce thinks you should just enjoy life.

Joyce's mother reveals how Dan was an outcast due to his obscene behavior.