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Spiders
Spiders
Information
Style Prank/Running Gag
Participants Matthew Pritchard (victim)

Lee Dainton

First Appearance Fears
Last Appearance The Comedown

Spiders are the bane of Matthew Pritchard's existence, possibly if he had his way and ruled the world he would get rid of spiders forever just so he doesn't have to live in the same country as they do.

Recipe for disaster[]

  • Spiders
  • Arachnophobia
  • Friends
  • Trantula

Incy Wincy Spider...[]

It isn't exactly known how long Pritchard has had his arachnophobia, it's possible he's had it since childhood or it was passed down in the family as his mother has said in Series 1 that she herself doesn't like spiders, and is in fact arachnophobic like her son, though unlike her son she seems to have a worse reaction to seeing spiders, when visiting her with Pritchard Dainton decided to bring a massive tarantula over to her house just to see what would happen (possibly to scare Pritchard, though when he finally noticed the spider he froze in surprise and potential shock before he could warn his mum), when she eventually saw the spider she began to panic and actually began crying in fear, begging Dainton to take it away, and in a rare example of not being scared in the presence of spiders Pritchard firmly told Dainton to get rid of it. Dainton pointed out that it was the first time he had met Pritchard's mum on that day with the spider, and to see her react that badly to the point of being in tears made Dainton, in his own words, feel like a twat for scaring her like that, though while he joked had he known she was scared he would do it again it seems that this little incident made Dainton aware of Pritchard's mum having a fear of spiders and he doesn't do it again to her.

However the same can't be said for when it's Pritchard. It isn't known when Dainton found out about Pritchard's fear for the eight legged creatures but whenever he has the chance he will scare Pritchard to death by either putting a spider on him when he isn't looking or hiding one and letting Pritch find it for himself. There have been a few times in the series where spiders have come into play and made Pritchard's day a living nightmare; in Series 1 as mentioned before with his mother being the one getting scared, but there was also a point where Pritch was forced to have a tarantula crawl up his arm, scaring Pritchard to the point that he couldn't even look at it, the situation not made any better when it was placed on his head, making him cringe and look absolutely scared for his life. Series 3 had Dainton put Pritch's passport into a glass case with a tarantula in it, forcing Pritchard to put his hand into the case as he had to have his passport in order to get onto the planes. The film had Pritchard come across spiders yet again on two occasions; in Phi Phi after losing the Crab racing and the night before training for his fight against Dainton both Pritchard and Dan were forced to stay in a shit hole on the other side of the Island while Dainton and Pancho stayed at a five star hotel (though it was revealed the game was rigged so Pancho could win, due to him still recovering from his Liposuction and the crew deciding to give him a break this one time), in the tin hut much to Pritchard's horror there were spiders staying with them (along with cockroaches on the bed), though it isn't shown just how many there were, as only one was shown to greet Pritchard in the bathroom, Dan did decide to scare Pritchard in the middle of the night by claiming there were spiders near him out of boredom and frustration at the tin hut. The second time was when the boys were in Mexico, after being forced into the desert and with hardly anything to eat Mykel Hawke made two of the boys hunt for their food; Pancho was told to hunt and cook a scorpion while Myke Hawke forced Pritchard to "face his fears" and presented him with a tarantula. Obviously Pritchard at first refused to kill the spider because he was scared of the creatures, but eventually relented once Myke Hawke released it, forcing him to stab it and cook it, his fear getting to him so much it actually made him nearly cry while cooking the spider. Once it was cooked Pritchard took a bite out of it, the look on his face made it clear he wasn't enjoying the experience at all, even muttering a "Cor crikey!" as he ate the spider.

Aftermath[]

Pritchard in every appearance has usually been scared shitless from even the smallest of spiders. And it seems that unless he does one day rule the world and have his way by getting rid of them, that Pritchard will always be harassed and shit his pants in fear of the creatures, and Dainton will be there to make things worse for him.

Gallery of Spiders[]

Trivia[]

  • This stunt has appeared in odd numbered Series and never in Series 4 or 2.
  • As mentioned above, the incident with his mum was the first and so far only time Pritchard is shown to briefly overcome his fear of spiders, due mostly to him wanting to protect his mother from the eight legged creature.


 
Series One Stunts

In order of appearance
Radiomic| Self beating| Sacking| Man vs Car| Box Prank| Band head| Smiley face| Rugby| Wrestling| Naked Paintball| Sleeping fag| Tow| Shaving cream| Fresh air| Johnny Cash| The cane| Golf| Sweaty arse| Naked jump| Tire race| Pooman| Big ball| Home improvement| Locust| Newport vs Cardiff| Frozen tongue| Kylie Minogue| BB challenge| Stinging Nettles| Little people in little houses| Robocock| Baldy| Barb wire hurdles| Meat Tenderiser| Spagetti string| Tae Kwon Don't| Towel| Tired out| Hang in there| Spin me right round| Deep fried spray| Goal| Staples| Crocodile clip| Polar bear| Voodoo Daint| Grinding the rails| Pull back| Blubber man| Ice hockey| Pawn star| U-nail| Fire extinguisher| Sandpaper arse| Barbed wire whip| Plate smashing| Meter of mustard| Mask| Mouse catcher| Living Punching bag| Satan worshipper| Heavy metal| Custard pie| Slaps| Hot chocolate| Ragworm man (gag)| Pube pizza| Figure skating| Hard head| Candles| Drag| Wheely big problems| Skateboard jump| Sand bag| Ear piercing| The rake| Ashtray| BMX wheel spin| Finger game| Air hockey| Squashed| Magic conker| Bungee band| Twirler wirller| Punching bag| Bum beats| Pop| Pinhead| Fireworks| Kick boxing| High jumps| Carpet burn| Arm wrestle sting ring| Board nuts| Chinese match| Snooker balls| Crazy golf| Maggots (stunt)| Spiders| Icey Paintball| Snow| Shuffle boarding| Snow cannon| Frozen river| Ski tree| Snake| Mister Frosty| Santa| Piranha| Elastic band balls| Spade| Skiing| Pool slide| That's just not cricket

 
Series Two Stunts

In order of appearance
Comb over| Candle wax| Perfect makeover| Wax| Sweat cocktail| Pritchard's makeover| Hard head| Hot stones| Mister Frosty| Poo in shoe| Meat Tenderiser| Amateur tattoo| No more tears| Old ladies| Beer emina| Hair dryers| Stuck in a tube| Warning sign| Brick throw| Drop off| High jump| Timber| Iron belly| Band head| Quick grip| Shitting in the outdoors| D-Lock| Hammer and Fail| Hockey stick| Cement boots| Crane game| Sparks| Arm wrestling| Selfish line| Jackpot| Concentration test| Cactus (stunt)| Ice bucket challenge| Fishing hooks| Heavy metal| Cock block| Slaps| Moisty's mallet| Knights| The Puppet| Pin club| Plate smashing| Glass hand walk| Bungee band| Penis weightlifting| Pin board| Doctor Daint| Breaking the glass| Commando course| Drunk Pritchard| Cement slide| Man vs Car| Rocket roulette| Shaving Pancho's eyebrows| Pool head| Battle swimming test| Bungee| Wounded soldier| Goal| Toffee| Follow the leader| Pain olympics| Endurance course| Sanchez assault course| Trash bash| Spiked stud| Darts| Keep me ups| Hose challenge| Dog collars| Fire screen| BBQ skewers| Clean shave| Flash over| Quiz| Jump scare| Live and Learn| Welcome aboard| Baseball| Moving vehicle| Pricky Pancho| Glass bottle| Rodeo| Cow round up| Moving targets| Air rifle| The Cactus incident| Bullwhip| Lasso| Cow wrestling| Sperm count| Calf riding| Brand| Rattlesnake| Horsing around| Drunk Pritch and Panch| Poo skiing| Pinball| Selfish smoke| Shit spreading| Snow plow| Flail|

 
Series Three Stunts

In order of appearance
Piss bucket| Where's your passport Pritch?| Breaking in| Hot and cold| Race| Goal| Ice hockey| The cane| Crash test dummy| Moisty's mallet| Microphone| Drumsticks| Slaps| Flinch test| Axe throw| Arrowed| Wooden cock| Bungee band| Cock block| Hard head| Meat Tenderiser| Hammer and fail| Beer emina| Swing| Sauce pan| Room 503| Hypnotism| Baldy| Taser| Cigarette burn| Sky dive| Bubble wrap roll| Shape game| Pritchard's birthday| Shock racket| Rock, Paper, Scissors, WAX| Heavy metal| Selfish smoke| Penis weightlifting| Wooden block| Shooting range| Vodka| Skipping rope| Nun chucks| Martial art fight| Rubber Dagger| Pepper spray| Bashed heads| Punch bag| Pritchard gets shot| Extreme plate smashing| Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOCK!| Striptease| Stag Night| Gay wedding| Bamboo stick| Fishing hook| Fish slap| Plate smashing| Shit Olympics| Sail| Missing and found| Squid cock| Crushed fingers| Surfing| Fishing| Jellyfish| Advertisement| Animals| Fire breather| Dog mess| Fishing rod| Mister 50/50| Spiders| Gladiator school| Rose| Fastest punch| Slave whip| Birds of prey| Invisible spider| Hard Spaghetti| Pepper spray incident| Punk rocker| Shit art| Tricks| A Close Shave| Sparks| Flamenco| Sun burn| Bull fighting| Oranges| Doctor Daint| Cactus slap| Rolling pin| Donkey polo| Cactus fall| Crack a maraca| Shadowy figures| Poo Tent| Buried treasure| Moisty's fish| Wooden spoon| Fish slicer| Weight gain| Hot stove| Fart flame| Mouse trap

 
Sanchez Get High Stunts

In order of appearance
Rape Dos Indos| Kalapalo Wrestling| Hard head| Spiders| Kampo| Card trick| Salvia| Bamboo shoot| Orchid Bees| Piss treatment| Ayahuasca| Piranha teeth| Dead arm| Mexican Paper Wasps| Flesh of the Gods| Oaxaca Bar Game| Mexican wrestling| Pastora| Titing Buwaya| Balut| Duck fetus| Haring Bakal| Invincibility test| Tribal Tattoo| Banaue Race| Betel Nut| Cupping and Coining| Snakes Heart| Umbrella| Kratom| Deep fried spider| Leeches| Buffalo Semen| Phkar Rom Tuk Rom| Hunted| Monti Emina| Zulu Stick Fighting| Mpepo| Jenkem| Heavy metal| Green Ants| Bungy Balls| Rubber snake| Cane Toad Licking| Ballcuzzi| Extreme Bungee| Extreme Fishing| Fishing hooks| Naked Skydiving| Human Skull| Tantrio Meditation| Indian Stinging Nettle| Sanyasi| Peace Pipe| Somarasa| Waterfall| Gambling| BDSM| Japscat| Prostate Massage|

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