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"Oh look at the penguin, a little frozen penguin!"
— Dan Joyce as he has fun with his own frozen shit.
Frozen poo
Information
Style Gross out/messing about
Participants Dan Joyce (main instigator)

Lee Dainton

Pritchard

First Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie
Last Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie

Frozen poo is the name of an event during the crew's time in Russia. For some reason Dan decided to take a shit in the cold and then bring it back into the place they were staying at, by this point the shit had frozen and all sorts of poo related hijinks ensure.

A little frozen penguin Edit

For reasons unknown Dan decided to shit outside and then bring his shit back into the place the crew was staying in during their time in Russia. At this point the shit had frozen solid and Dan was entertaining himself with his new frozen toy, having Dainton film Dan playing with his frozen shit. At some point Dan notices the shit's resemblance to a penguin, amusing Dan as he points this out, the distinctive laugh of Dainton heard behind the camera.

Aftermath Edit

"That was Joycey's frozen-oh its on my lens! "
— Dainton, after tapping the slowly melting shit and getting some on the lens of his camera.
However all good things must come to an end, as naturally as they were all inside a warmer environment Dan's little frozen penguin began to slowly melt, and slowly start to smell. During this the poo was being chucked about by the others until Dainton threw it to an unsuspecting Pritchard, who had no idea about Dan's pooey adventure. As soon as he caught it he began wondering what it was, as soon as he smelt it he realised right away and chucked it back to Dainton as quick as he could. While walking around with the slowly melting piece of shit Dainton tapped it on the lens of the camera to test how hard it still was, as he was about to presumably end this little adventure as soon as he looked at the camera and spoke he noticed there were specks of shit on his camera, making him gag a bit, Dan though, being a good friend cleaned the lens by licking it, making Dainton react in disgust.


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