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Gorbachev
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Information
Style Pancho's wake up pranks
Participants Matthew Pritchard

Lee Dainton Pancho (victim)

First Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie
Last Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie
"Here we have the peace maker: Mikhail Gorbachev"
— Dainton

This was a Pancho wake up prank from the Dirty Sanchez movie involving Pritchard and Dainton shaving Pancho's hair in the style of former USSR leader Mikhail Gorbachev.

Recipe for disaster Edit

  • Russian influence
  • Pens
  • Hair clippers
  • Drunkard
  • Tomato sauce
  • Piss
  • Two asshole friends

 Oh those Russians... Edit

Some time before the World Record break, Pancho had passed out once again. Pritchard decided to piss on Pancho in order to get back at him for his snoring, in the film Pritchard pissing on a sleeping Pancho was shown after the World Record break and Pritchard's injuries were shown to the gang, Jim in the commentary saying 'Just when we were feeling sorry for you Pritch, you piss on your friend Pancho'. Almost immediately after having a piss, Pritchard, along with Dainton decide to start shaving Pancho's head. While shaving Pancho stopped snoring which actually scared the boys into thinking that he had stopped breathing, prompting Dainton to ask Pancho to breath, but soon Pancho started snoring again, making the two boys laugh. After shaving Pancho's hair some more Dainton started drawing an outline for Gorbachev's birth mark on the bald spot, however the pen he was using wasn't working quite so well, so Dainton decided to splodge a load of tomato sauce onto Pancho's head. The sauce lead to Pancho waking up, and mumbling 'Oh yeah yeah and your mother and your father'.

Aftermath Edit

Pritchard and Dainton scuttered from the scene trying to get away, However Pancho on the other hand knew it was those two that had shaved his head and started tracking them down. Pritchard re-entered the scene and pretended to not know what had happened to Pancho. Pancho started attacking Pritchard by hitting him over the head repeatedly and grabbing his leg. Pancho then knocked Pritchard onto the ground and tried to shit on him. Pritchard eventually decided to give Pancho a free slap on the face, Pancho nearly knocking him out. The two later made up and had a hug, Dan decided to join in by hugging Dainton completely naked, freaking Dainton out. The boys decided that they were fed up with Anger and of Russia, next stop was Thailand, Bangkok for the sin of Lust.

Галерея боли Edit


 
Movie Stunts

In order of appearance
Movie introduction| Super glue| Rabbits| BB challenge| Darts| The Incredible Alk| Russian Punishment| Nightmare| Sleep when you're dead| Coin spin| World Record break| Gorbachev| I Love Dainton| Liposuction| Guess the Ladyboy| Bangkok Roulette| Unfortunate Wank| Crab racing| Fight of the decade| Spunky Dunky| Stunt off| Japanese Wrestling| Japanese drinking games| Pritchard regains his pride| The Bola| Come to Jesus time| Mind over matter| Put your money where your mouth is| Mum's phone call| Angry Pirates| Pinhead| Fishing hooks| Hammer and Fail| Hard head| Heavy metal| Shaving Pancho's eyebrows| Dolly Daint| Stone Sander| Baseballs| Frozen poo

 
Series Four Stunts

In order of appearance
Movie introduction| Super glue (wake up prank)| Shock sleep| BB challenge| The Incredible Alk| Shin kicking| Goal| The Anti-Cardiff midget| Hard head| Russian Punishment| Nightmare| Gorbachev| Attack Dogs| World Record break| Powder pellets| Pingpong balls| Guess the Ladyboys| Liposuction| Bangkok Roulette| Unfortunate Wank| Crab racing| I Love Dainton| Fight of the decade/The real thing| Flipper race| Volleyball| Pritchard regains his pride| Costume picking| Japanese Wrestling| Japanese drinking games| Meat Tenderiser| Staples| Line of Wasabi| Stunt off| Sparks| Dragon| Beer head| Scorpion| Glass ass| Super glue (Tokyo Shock Boys)| Milk eye| Penis weightlifting| Bottle balls| Bungee band| Fireworks| Selfish smoke| Beer emina| Pinata| Fiesta| Stone Sander| Fireworks| Dolly Daint| Wasp| Drinking pee| The Bola| Slingshot| Come to Jesus time| Mind over matter| Angry Pirates| Mopped| Casino| Mouse catcher| Rum snort| Pinhead| Spit in the gob| Baseball| Put your money where your mouth is| Mum's phone call| Band head| Cash man| Lime eye| Trust gun| Fishing hooks| Hammer and Fail|

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