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Knights
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Information
Style Fight/impact
Participants Matthew Pritchard

Lee Dainton

First Appearance Martial Arts
Last Appearance Martial Arts
"Look at him! He'd be hopeless in a fight"
— Dainton commenting about Pritchard

This was a stunt from the second series of Dirty Sanchez involving both Dainton and Pritchard fighting in knight armour.

Recipe for disaster[]

  • Metal armour
  • Swords
  • Hammers
  • Rivalry

Fighting Knight and day[]

It is unknown why the boys were in this situation in the first place. Presumably it was to entertain a group of people in a pub somewhere. Firstly it only involved both Pritchard and Dainton fighting a sword fight while wearing a suit of armour. Dainton won the fight but continued to beat Pritchard up with his fists.

After ward the boys dropped their suits of armour and started tapping each other on the arm with a sword. Each tap got harder and harder until Pritchard gave up and allowed Dainton to win.

Later inside a pub the boys fought with hammers hitting each other in the head as that was the only part of their bodies with any protective armour. Eventually the two dragged one another to the ground and starts hitting each other, however Pritchard's helmet fell off while Dainton was hitting him with a hammer. The fight had to stop. The last act involved Pritchard standing still while Dainton hits him across the head as hard as he could with a hammer.

Aftermath[]

Bruises were the worst part from the stunt however Pritchard also suffered a lot of pain after being hit by a hammer multiple times.

Gallery of pain[]


 
Series Two Stunts

In order of appearance
Comb over| Candle wax| Perfect makeover| Wax| Sweat cocktail| Pritchard's makeover| Hard head| Hot stones| Mister Frosty| Poo in shoe| Meat Tenderiser| Amateur tattoo| No more tears| Old ladies| Beer emina| Hair dryers| Stuck in a tube| Warning sign| Brick throw| Drop off| High jump| Timber| Iron belly| Band head| Quick grip| Shitting in the outdoors| D-Lock| Hammer and Fail| Hockey stick| Cement boots| Crane game| Sparks| Arm wrestling| Selfish line| Jackpot| Concentration test| Cactus (stunt)| Ice bucket challenge| Fishing hooks| Heavy metal| Cock block| Slaps| Moisty's mallet| Knights| The Puppet| Pin club| Plate smashing| Glass hand walk| Bungee band| Penis weightlifting| Pin board| Doctor Daint| Breaking the glass| Commando course| Drunk Pritchard| Cement slide| Man vs Car| Rocket roulette| Shaving Pancho's eyebrows| Pool head| Battle swimming test| Bungee| Wounded soldier| Goal| Toffee| Follow the leader| Pain olympics| Endurance course| Sanchez assault course| Trash bash| Spiked stud| Darts| Keep me ups| Hose challenge| Dog collars| Fire screen| BBQ skewers| Clean shave| Flash over| Quiz| Jump scare| Live and Learn| Welcome aboard| Baseball| Moving vehicle| Pricky Pancho| Glass bottle| Rodeo| Cow round up| Moving targets| Air rifle| The Cactus incident| Bullwhip| Lasso| Cow wrestling| Sperm count| Calf riding| Brand| Rattlesnake| Horsing around| Drunk Pritch and Panch| Poo skiing| Pinball| Selfish smoke| Shit spreading| Snow plow| Flail|

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