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Meat Tenderiser
Meattenderiser5
Information
Style Impact/piercing
Participants Matthew Pritchard

Dan Joyce

Jim Hickey

First Appearance Rivalry
Last Appearance Spain
"Make sure this meat is nice and tender because some birds gonna have to eat it"
— Dan Joyce in series two

This is a running gag stunt that appears in every series of Dirty Sanchez except for the forth series (except for one particular moment). It has only been performed by two Sanchez members and the director himself. It is Pritchard's most loved stunt.

Recipe for disaster Edit

  • Wooden Meat Tenderiser
  • Skin

Series one appearances Edit

Its first appearance was in the second episode of the first series. Dan Joyce was told to hit himself in the head with the tenderiser. Dan did so and hurt himself. He didn't do anymore afterwards.

"Tenderisation begins!"
Dainton before hitting Pritchard on the back

In How far can you go, Pritchard is next. First he gets Dainton to him on the back. Dainton then started to hit Pritchard in other areas such as his shoulder. Pritchard wanted to start hitting himself with the tenderiser, he used his leg as a target. Pritchard started slowly hitting himself while slowly getting faster by each hit. After fifty hits Pritchard gave up but had left a mark.

Series two appearances Edit

It only made one appearance in series two and that was in Health and Beauty. Dan Joyce was the only chosen to take part. Dan laid down on a kitchen table and one by one a Sanchez boy would hit him on the back or on the stomach with a tenderiser. Eventually Dan had enough and decided to hit himself all over his body most notably his head.

In the Deleted scenes on the DVD it revealed that director Jim Hickey was forced to do the Meat Tenderiser stunt in order to join the Sanchez boys on their adventures. Jim was hit by each Sanchez boy on the back before being pushed to the ground and ganged up on and received multiple hits.

Series three appearances Edit

Though not shown as an individual stunt it is seen at the live shows in all but one episode (Italy) In every episode only Pritchard harmed himself with the tenderiser often causing it to bleed a lot. In one episode Pritchard's entire leg became bruised from the whacks all because there were a lot of Welsh people in the crowd.

Aftermath Edit

From multiple hits in one area the body will begin to bleed however if hit in one area it would only leave a red mark. A lot of hits in one area resulted in bleeding but the stunt was very popular mainly in the live events.

Gallery of pain Edit


 
Series One Stunts

In order of appearance
Radiomic| Self beating| Sacking| Man vs Car| Box Prank| Band head| Smiley face| Rugby| Wrestling| Naked Paintball| Sleeping fag| Tow| Shaving cream| Fresh air| Johnny Cash| The cane| Golf| Sweaty arse| Naked jump| Tire race| Pooman| Big ball| Home improvement| Locust| Newport vs Cardiff| Frozen tongue| Kylie Minogue| BB challenge| Stinging Nettles| Little people in little houses| Robocock| Baldy| Barb wire hurdles| Meat Tenderiser| Spagetti string| Tae Kwon Don't| Towel| Tired out| Hang in there| Spin me right round| Deep fried spray| Goal| Staples| Crocodile clip| Polar bear| Voodoo Daint| Grinding the rails| Pull back| Blubber man| Ice hockey| Pawn star| U-nail| Fire extinguisher| Sandpaper arse| Barbed wire whip| Plate smashing| Meter of mustard| Mask| Mouse catcher| Living Punching bag| Satan worshipper| Heavy metal| Custard pie| Slaps| Hot chocolate| Ragworm man (gag)| Pube pizza| Figure skating| Hard head| Candles| Drag| Wheely big problems| Skateboard jump| Sand bag| Ear piercing| The rake| Ashtray| BMX wheel spin| Finger game| Air hockey| Squashed| Magic conker| Bungee band| Twirler wirller| Punching bag| Bum beats| Pop| Pinhead| Fireworks| Kick boxing| High jumps| Carpet burn| Arm wrestle sting ring| Board nuts| Chinese match| Snooker balls| Crazy golf| Maggots (stunt)| Spiders| Icey Paintball| Snow| Shuffle boarding| Snow cannon| Frozen river| Ski tree| Snake| Mister Frosty| Santa| Piranha| Elastic band balls| Spade| Skiing| Pool slide| That's just not cricket

 
Series Two Stunts

In order of appearance
Comb over| Candle wax| Perfect makeover| Wax| Sweat cocktail| Pritchard's makeover| Hard head| Hot stones| Mister Frosty| Poo in shoe| Meat Tenderiser| Amateur tattoo| No more tears| Old ladies| Beer emina| Hair dryers| Stuck in a tube| Warning sign| Brick throw| Drop off| High jump| Timber| Iron belly| Band head| Quick grip| Shitting in the outdoors| D-Lock| Hammer and Fail| Hockey stick| Cement boots| Crane game| Sparks| Arm wrestling| Selfish line| Jackpot| Concentration test| Cactus (stunt)| Ice bucket challenge| Fishing hooks| Heavy metal| Cock block| Slaps| Moisty's mallet| Knights| The Puppet| Pin club| Plate smashing| Glass hand walk| Bungee band| Penis weightlifting| Pin board| Doctor Daint| Breaking the glass| Commando course| Drunk Pritchard| Cement slide| Man vs Car| Rocket roulette| Shaving Pancho's eyebrows| Pool head| Battle swimming test| Bungee| Wounded soldier| Goal| Toffee| Follow the leader| Pain olympics| Endurance course| Sanchez assault course| Trash bash| Spiked stud| Darts| Keep me ups| Hose challenge| Dog collars| Fire screen| BBQ skewers| Clean shave| Flash over| Quiz| Jump scare| Live and Learn| Welcome aboard| Baseball| Moving vehicle| Pricky Pancho| Glass bottle| Rodeo| Cow round up| Moving targets| Air rifle| The Cactus incident| Bullwhip| Lasso| Cow wrestling| Sperm count| Calf riding| Brand| Rattlesnake| Horsing around| Drunk Pritch and Panch| Poo skiing| Pinball| Selfish smoke| Shit spreading| Snow plow| Flail|

 
Series Three Stunts

In order of appearance
Piss bucket| Where's your passport Pritch?| Breaking in| Hot and cold| Race| Goal| Ice hockey| The cane| Crash test dummy| Moisty's mallet| Microphone| Drumsticks| Slaps| Flinch test| Axe throw| Arrowed| Wooden cock| Bungee band| Cock block| Hard head| Meat Tenderiser| Hammer and fail| Beer emina| Swing| Sauce pan| Room 503| Hypnotism| Baldy| Taser| Cigarette burn| Sky dive| Bubble wrap roll| Shape game| Pritchard's birthday| Shock racket| Rock, Paper, Scissors, WAX| Heavy metal| Selfish smoke| Penis weightlifting| Wooden block| Shooting range| Vodka| Skipping rope| Nun chucks| Martial art fight| Rubber Dagger| Pepper spray| Bashed heads| Punch bag| Pritchard gets shot| Extreme plate smashing| Rock, Paper, Scissors, SHOCK!| Striptease| Stag Night| Gay wedding| Bamboo stick| Fishing hook| Fish slap| Plate smashing| Shit Olympics| Sail| Missing and found| Squid cock| Crushed fingers| Surfing| Fishing| Jellyfish| Advertisement| Animals| Fire breather| Dog mess| Fishing rod| Mister 50/50| Spiders| Gladiator school| Rose| Fastest punch| Slave whip| Birds of prey| Invisible spider| Hard Spaghetti| Pepper spray incident| Punk rocker| Shit art| Tricks| A Close Shave| Sparks| Flamenco| Sun burn| Bull fighting| Oranges| Doctor Daint| Cactus slap| Rolling pin| Donkey polo| Cactus fall| Crack a maraca| Shadowy figures| Poo Tent| Buried treasure| Moisty's fish| Wooden spoon| Fish slicer| Weight gain| Hot stove| Fart flame| Mouse trap

 
Series Four Stunts

In order of appearance
Movie introduction| Super glue (wake up prank)| Shock sleep| BB challenge| The Incredible Alk| Shin kicking| Goal| The Anti-Cardiff midget| Hard head| Russian Punishment| Nightmare| Gorbachev| Attack Dogs| World Record break| Powder pellets| Pingpong balls| Guess the Ladyboys| Liposuction| Bangkok Roulette| Unfortunate Wank| Crab racing| I Love Dainton| Fight of the decade/The real thing| Flipper race| Volleyball| Pritchard regains his pride| Costume picking| Japanese Wrestling| Japanese drinking games| Meat Tenderiser| Staples| Line of Wasabi| Stunt off| Sparks| Dragon| Beer head| Scorpion| Glass ass| Super glue (Tokyo Shock Boys)| Milk eye| Penis weightlifting| Bottle balls| Bungee band| Fireworks| Selfish smoke| Beer emina| Pinata| Fiesta| Stone Sander| Fireworks| Dolly Daint| Wasp| Drinking pee| The Bola| Slingshot| Come to Jesus time| Mind over matter| Angry Pirates| Mopped| Casino| Mouse catcher| Rum snort| Pinhead| Spit in the gob| Baseball| Put your money where your mouth is| Mum's phone call| Band head| Cash man| Lime eye| Trust gun| Fishing hooks| Hammer and Fail|

Voodoo trance

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