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Naked Paintball
Naked Paintball Cencored
Information
Style Shooting
Participants Lee Dainton

Dan Joyce Pancho

Matthew Pritchard

First Appearance Episode one
Last Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie
"I'm in the nude for fighting!"
— Dan Joyce
Naked Paintball is a stunt that involves the Sanchez crew to shoot eachother with paintballs while naked. It first made an appearence in the first episode of Series one then made a second appearence in the movie where Pritchard was told that he could break the World record by being shot 103 times, there was no world record.

Recipe for disasterEdit

  • Paintball guns
  • Wear nothing but shoes and a helmet
  • Good aim
  • Wood or paintball shooting range.

Front end and Rear endEdit

The first part involved the Sanchez crew simply firing upon each other while naked, Pritchard was shot in the cheek resulting in bleeding. The point of this was to run, while naked, over to a wooden fence and jump over a wooden fence while being shot by paintballs. The first to go was Dainton who ran straight to the wooden fence and jumped over it swiftly. However he was shot in one of his testicles.

"My friends are sadists so I thought I'll walk it."
— Pritchard before his walk of pain
Pancho caught nuts

Pancho in pain

Pritchard decided to walk his run in hope his friends would let him off...he was wrong. Upon realizing this Pritchard ran the last section of the run. Pancho was next and once again ran as fast as he could. He dodged a lot of the paintball bullets but caught his testicles on the wooden fence when trying to over it. Joyce was the only one who didn't run.

Aftermath Edit

The aftermath of the naked paintball resulted in Dainton feeling paralysed on one side due to being hit in one of his testicles. Prichard suffered the worst injuries by being shot in the cheek of his arse, he started bleeding. Joyce's injuries were unknown as he didn't do the run. Pancho was in a lot of pain after being hit in the testicles.

The movie Edit

See: World Record break

Gallery of pain Edit

Trivia Edit

  • This was the first shooting stunt as well as the first stunt involving paintballs.


 
Series One Stunts

In order of appearance
Radiomic| Self beating| Sacking| Man vs Car| Box Prank| Band head| Smiley face| Rugby| Wrestling| Naked Paintball| Sleeping fag| Tow| Shaving cream| Fresh air| Johnny Cash| The cane| Golf| Sweaty arse| Naked jump| Tire race| Pooman| Big ball| Home improvement| Locust| Newport vs Cardiff| Frozen tongue| Kylie Minogue| BB challenge| Stinging Nettles| Little people in little houses| Robocock| Baldy| Barb wire hurdles| Meat Tenderiser| Spagetti string| Tae Kwon Don't| Towel| Tired out| Hang in there| Spin me right round| Deep fried spray| Goal| Staples| Crocodile clip| Polar bear| Voodoo Daint| Grinding the rails| Pull back| Blubber man| Ice hockey| Pawn star| U-nail| Fire extinguisher| Sandpaper arse| Barbed wire whip| Plate smashing| Meter of mustard| Mask| Mouse catcher| Living Punching bag| Satan worshipper| Heavy metal| Custard pie| Slaps| Hot chocolate| Ragworm man (gag)| Pube pizza| Figure skating| Hard head| Candles| Drag| Wheely big problems| Skateboard jump| Sand bag| Ear piercing| The rake| Ashtray| BMX wheel spin| Finger game| Air hockey| Squashed| Magic conker| Bungee band| Twirler wirller| Punching bag| Bum beats| Pop| Pinhead| Fireworks| Kick boxing| High jumps| Carpet burn| Arm wrestle sting ring| Board nuts| Chinese match| Snooker balls| Crazy golf| Maggots (stunt)| Spiders| Icey Paintball| Snow| Shuffle boarding| Snow cannon| Frozen river| Ski tree| Snake| Mister Frosty| Santa| Piranha| Elastic band balls| Spade| Skiing| Pool slide|

That's just not cricket

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