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No More Tears
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Style Sting
Participants Dan Joyce

Pancho

Matthew Pritchard Lee Dainton

First Appearance Health and Beauty
Last Appearance Health and Beauty
"It says No More Tears in this stuff. Let's test this out and whether you'll cry."
— Dan Joyce before testing it on Pritchard.

This was a stunt involving a bottle of "No More Tears" and four idiots with their eyes wide open.

Recipe for disaster[]

  • No More Tears
  • Eyes

Some tears[]

The stunt begins with Pritchard lying down with his head in a sink with Dan Joyce holding a bottle of No More Tears. Pritchard opens his eyes wide while Joyce squeezes the bottle which squirts the product into Pritards eyes resulting in him jumping up in pain.

"That's some fucking tears!"
— Pritchard unable to open his eyes

Next it was the other three's turn for the No More Tears test. Pritchard first squirted the product in Dainton's eyes then Joyce's (who had his eyes shut) and finally Pancho (who also had his eyes shut). Pritchard added more product on Pancho's face hoping to sting his eyes, and it worked. Joyce was given a second drop of No More Tears and this time they forced his eyes open.

Aftermath[]

"I'm seeing stars!"
— Dainton's experience

All the Sanchez's suffered stings to the eyes and proved once and for all that No More Tears was infact a lie.

Gallery of pain[]


 
Series Two Stunts

In order of appearance
Comb over| Candle wax| Perfect makeover| Wax| Sweat cocktail| Pritchard's makeover| Hard head| Hot stones| Mister Frosty| Poo in shoe| Meat Tenderiser| Amateur tattoo| No more tears| Old ladies| Beer emina| Hair dryers| Stuck in a tube| Warning sign| Brick throw| Drop off| High jump| Timber| Iron belly| Band head| Quick grip| Shitting in the outdoors| D-Lock| Hammer and Fail| Hockey stick| Cement boots| Crane game| Sparks| Arm wrestling| Selfish line| Jackpot| Concentration test| Cactus (stunt)| Ice bucket challenge| Fishing hooks| Heavy metal| Cock block| Slaps| Moisty's mallet| Knights| The Puppet| Pin club| Plate smashing| Glass hand walk| Bungee band| Penis weightlifting| Pin board| Doctor Daint| Breaking the glass| Commando course| Drunk Pritchard| Cement slide| Man vs Car| Rocket roulette| Shaving Pancho's eyebrows| Pool head| Battle swimming test| Bungee| Wounded soldier| Goal| Toffee| Follow the leader| Pain olympics| Endurance course| Sanchez assault course| Trash bash| Spiked stud| Darts| Keep me ups| Hose challenge| Dog collars| Fire screen| BBQ skewers| Clean shave| Flash over| Quiz| Jump scare| Live and Learn| Welcome aboard| Baseball| Moving vehicle| Pricky Pancho| Glass bottle| Rodeo| Cow round up| Moving targets| Air rifle| The Cactus incident| Bullwhip| Lasso| Cow wrestling| Sperm count| Calf riding| Brand| Rattlesnake| Horsing around| Drunk Pritch and Panch| Poo skiing| Pinball| Selfish smoke| Shit spreading| Snow plow| Flail|

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