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The Cactus incident
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Information
Style Fight/prank gone wrong
Participants Matthew Pritchard

Lee Dainton Pancho

First Appearance Cowboys
Last Appearance Cowboys
"You could of had my fucking eye out!"
— Pancho

This was a prank that went wrong involving Dainton and Pritchard. Dainton, urged by Pancho, throws a pieces of cactus onto Pritchard's head, soon enough Pancho was caught up in the action as Pritchard managed to throw it at him, shit soon hit the fan afterwards.

Recipe for disaster Edit

  • Cactus
  • Head
  • Face
  • Eyes
  • Anger

It all went horribly wrong Edit

"I'm fucking really laughing Daint. Fucking laughing my head off!"
— Pritchard being sarcastic and angry at Dainton.

Originally it was meant to be a prank. Urged by Pancho to be as silent as possible Dainton, with a piece of cactus on a glove whacked it on a resting Pritchard's head. This type of cactus was shown earlier on in the show, no matter how much you pulled on it it wouldn't come off so easily, Dainton joked and laughed at Pritchard's misery which only fueled his anger and anger filled sarcasm. Dainton took the cactus off only to put it back on again. Pritchard got the cactus off and managed to throw it in Pancho's face, with the piece of cactus nearly getting into Pancho's eye. Pancho soon got angry and demanded for the car to stop, Pritchard explaining he wasn't trying to aim right at Pancho's face, with Pancho making a vow to Pritchard that he was dead for what must have been the millionth time with either Dainton or Pritchard

Once outside, and after some convincing Dainton assisted Pancho by removing the cactus. Upon doing so it left a small piece stuck in his face near his nose and ironically a part of the cactus to get stuck on Dainton's arm. Dan Joyce came out with a brush and got rid of the small bit of cactus stuck on Pancho's face and the cactus stuck on Dainton's arm, much to Dainton's amusement there were spines stuck on Pancho's face that made it look like he had whiskers.

"You're a fucking liability."
— Pancho

Pritchard tried explaining again that he had no intention of throwing it at Pancho's face, only to quickly be chased by Pancho who tried throwing a stone at him, with Dainton and Dan watching the entertainment that was unfolding. Pancho and Pritchard started arguing while the other Sanchez boys and even the film crew laughed at them. Pritchard decided to get a slap by Pancho in order to settle down things. Pancho then gave Pritchard a slap, but things didn't settle. Pancho yelled at Pritchard some more.

Aftermath Edit

"It's only a TV program, you could of had my eye out"
— Pancho
"I know I know- but I had on my head"
— Pritchard
" YOU COULD OF HAD MY FUCKING EYE OUT!"
— Pancho before bursting into laughter.

As he begins to shout that Pritchard could have had his eye out with the cactus Pancho, as well as Pritchard, Dan, Dainton and the crew begin to laugh, all was forgiven and the two gave each other a hug. The pain of the cactus getting stuck in them still hurt, but overall it was hilarious for everyone but Pancho and Pritchard at the time.

Gallery of pain Edit


 
Series Two Stunts

In order of appearance
Comb over| Candle wax| Perfect makeover| Wax| Sweat cocktail| Pritchard's makeover| Hard head| Hot stones| Mister Frosty| Poo in shoe| Meat Tenderiser| Amateur tattoo| No more tears| Old ladies| Beer emina| Hair dryers| Stuck in a tube| Warning sign| Brick throw| Drop off| High jump| Timber| Iron belly| Band head| Quick grip| Shitting in the outdoors| D-Lock| Hammer and Fail| Hockey stick| Cement boots| Crane game| Sparks| Arm wrestling| Selfish line| Jackpot| Concentration test| Cactus (stunt)| Ice bucket challenge| Fishing hooks| Heavy metal| Cock block| Slaps| Moisty's mallet| Knights| The Puppet| Pin club| Plate smashing| Glass hand walk| Bungee band| Penis weightlifting| Pin board| Doctor Daint| Breaking the glass| Commando course| Drunk Pritchard| Cement slide| Man vs Car| Rocket roulette| Shaving Pancho's eyebrows| Pool head| Battle swimming test| Bungee| Wounded soldier| Goal| Toffee| Follow the leader| Pain olympics| Endurance course| Sanchez assault course| Trash bash| Spiked stud| Darts| Keep me ups| Hose challenge| Dog collars| Fire screen| BBQ skewers| Clean shave| Flash over| Quiz| Jump scare| Live and Learn| Welcome aboard| Baseball| Moving vehicle| Pricky Pancho| Glass bottle| Rodeo| Cow round up| Moving targets| Air rifle| The Cactus incident| Bullwhip| Lasso| Cow wrestling| Sperm count| Calf riding| Brand| Rattlesnake| Horsing around| Drunk Pritch and Panch| Poo skiing| Pinball| Selfish smoke| Shit spreading| Snow plow|

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