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The Incredible Alk
Alk
Information
Style Prank
Participants Lee Dainton

Matthew Pritchard Pancho (victim)

First Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie
Last Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie
"I'm gonna shift sloth to anger in one easy move"
— Dainton

This was a Pancho wake up prank that appeared in the movie and was the second one featured. It features Dainton and Pritchard pranking Pancho as Joyce decided not to prank him this time.

Recipe for disaster Edit

  • Green spray paint
  • A drunk fart
  • Two arsehole friends

Alk rises Edit

For the last three series the boys have been trying to do one thing to Pancho whenever he's asleep: spray paint him green and turn him into the Incredible Alk. Dainton with a can of green spray paint decides the time has come to spray Pancho's face and hair and turn him green. Pritchard then decides to cut holes in Pancho's shirt and trousers, while also paint green splodges. Unseen on film, Pritchard also painted Pancho's genitalia green. The next thing to do was to wake Pancho up. However half way through Dainton is disgusted by something and repeatedly tells Pritchard and Dan to stop what they were doing, when Jim asked what was going on Dainton said he wouldn't show them, the camera cutting to Prichard using Pancho's hand to wank Dan off, Dan himself trying not to laugh hysterically. Dainton suggested some chilli sauce in Pancho's mouth however Pritchard squirted in Pancho's eyes. This failed to wake him up and angered Dainton as the paint started to disappear around Pancho's eyes. They decide to throw balls at Pancho in order to wake him up.

Aftermath Edit

Pancho wakes up still drunk and mumbles about 'the bomb', and as revealed in the commentary the boys had left the room to hide from Pancho, and the first person Pancho saw and tried to attack was Jim Hickey, who truthfully says what happened had nothing to do with him, Pancho replying 'Jim it has fucking everything to do with you!', and despite his efforts Pancho succeeds at only removing Jim's shirt, saying 'if I'm going down he's going down'. Pancho, still drunk and angry doesn't realise that he's green much to the amusement of Pritchard, but when he finally sees he is he doesn't react in anger as Dainton had hoped, rather he reacted in an amused and surprised way as he says 'Oh I'm green great!' causing everyone to laugh.

However despite being amused at the fact he had been spray painted green Pancho reveals in series 4 that he was genuinely pissed off to see his clothes had been cut up as not only were they brand new but they were also the perfect size for his short chubby body.

Gallery of green Edit

External Links Edit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEafWs61x48

 
Movie Stunts

In order of appearance
Movie introduction| Super glue| Rabbits| BB challenge| Darts| The Incredible Alk| Russian Punishment| Nightmare| Sleep when you're dead| Coin spin| World Record break| Gorbachev| I Love Dainton| Liposuction| Guess the Ladyboy| Bangkok Roulette| Unfortunate Wank| Crab racing| Fight of the decade| Spunky Dunky| Stunt off| Japanese Wrestling| Japanese drinking games| Pritchard regains his pride| The Bola| Come to Jesus time| Mind over matter| Put your money where your mouth is| Mum's phone call| Angry Pirates| Pinhead| Fishing hooks| Hammer and Fail| Hard head| Heavy metal| Shaving Pancho's eyebrows| Dolly Daint| Stone Sander| Baseballs| Frozen poo

 
Series Four Stunts

In order of appearance
Movie introduction| Super glue (wake up prank)| Shock sleep| BB challenge| The Incredible Alk| Shin kicking| Goal| The Anti-Cardiff midget| Hard head| Russian Punishment| Nightmare| Gorbachev| Attack Dogs| World Record break| Powder pellets| Pingpong balls| Guess the Ladyboys| Liposuction| Bangkok Roulette| Unfortunate Wank| Crab racing| I Love Dainton| Fight of the decade/The real thing| Flipper race| Volleyball| Pritchard regains his pride| Costume picking| Japanese Wrestling| Japanese drinking games| Meat Tenderiser| Staples| Line of Wasabi| Stunt off| Sparks| Dragon| Beer head| Scorpion| Glass ass| Super glue (Tokyo Shock Boys)| Milk eye| Penis weightlifting| Bottle balls| Bungee band| Fireworks| Selfish smoke| Beer emina| Pinata| Fiesta| Stone Sander| Fireworks| Dolly Daint| Wasp| Drinking pee| The Bola| Slingshot| Come to Jesus time| Mind over matter| Angry Pirates| Mopped| Casino| Mouse catcher| Rum snort| Pinhead| Spit in the gob| Baseball| Put your money where your mouth is| Mum's phone call| Band head| Cash man| Lime eye| Trust gun| Fishing hooks| Hammer and Fail|

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