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Style Piercing/Stunts gone wrong
Participants Matthew Pritchard

Lee Dainton

First Appearance Personal Lives
Last Appearance Personal Lives
"You got trust in me to hammer this over your...woo..t-thing. Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang down."
— Dainton
"What if you mess up?"
— Pritchard
"It's all about trust, it's called the U-Nail because "U" don't want me to fuck up!"
— Dainton

This is a stunt from the first series of Dirty Sanchez involving two of the Sanchez boys.

Recipe for disaster Edit

  • Block of wood
  • A penis
  • Hammer
  • "U" nail

Knock your block off! Edit

After having some drinks Dainton and Pritchard decided to have a game of trust involving a hammer, a "U" nail and Pritchard's penis. Pritchard was willing to oblige to this stunt while Dainton was somewhat concerned with the idea. But the two ended up going a head with it. Pritchard stretched his penis on the block of wood and the nail was put in place. Dainton started hammering away only for Pritchard to grow increasingly concerned with it. Dainton hammered some more before Pritchard called for a cease of operations. Pritchard now regretted what he got himself into.

Aftermath Edit

As it turns out his penis got stuck and he couldn't move about properly. Dainton took advantage and started to cause more pain and misery for Pritchard by grabbing hold of the wood and pulling him around. Dainton then started to twist and turn the block of wood causing more pain to Pritchard. Eventually Dainton told Pritchard that he couldn't fix his dilemma, causing Pritchard to get angry. Dainton then grabbed hold of the wood again and inadvertently freed Pritchard. Pritchard grabbed the wood and smacked Dainton with it in a fit of rage.

Gallery of shame Edit


 
Series One Stunts

In order of appearance
Radiomic| Self beating| Sacking| Man vs Car| Box Prank| Band head| Smiley face| Rugby| Wrestling| Naked Paintball| Sleeping fag| Tow| Shaving cream| Fresh air| Johnny Cash| The cane| Golf| Sweaty arse| Naked jump| Tire race| Pooman| Big ball| Home improvement| Locust| Newport vs Cardiff| Frozen tongue| Kylie Minogue| BB challenge| Stinging Nettles| Little people in little houses| Robocock| Baldy| Barb wire hurdles| Meat Tenderiser| Spagetti string| Tae Kwon Don't| Towel| Tired out| Hang in there| Spin me right round| Deep fried spray| Goal| Staples| Crocodile clip| Polar bear| Voodoo Daint| Grinding the rails| Pull back| Blubber man| Ice hockey| Pawn star| U-nail| Fire extinguisher| Sandpaper arse| Barbed wire whip| Plate smashing| Meter of mustard| Mask| Mouse catcher| Living Punching bag| Satan worshipper| Heavy metal| Custard pie| Slaps| Hot chocolate| Ragworm man (gag)| Pube pizza| Figure skating| Hard head| Candles| Drag| Wheely big problems| Skateboard jump| Sand bag| Ear piercing| The rake| Ashtray| BMX wheel spin| Finger game| Air hockey| Squashed| Magic conker| Bungee band| Twirler wirller| Punching bag| Bum beats| Pop| Pinhead| Fireworks| Kick boxing| High jumps| Carpet burn| Arm wrestle sting ring| Board nuts| Chinese match| Snooker balls| Crazy golf| Maggots (stunt)| Spiders| Icey Paintball| Snow| Shuffle boarding| Snow cannon| Frozen river| Ski tree| Snake| Mister Frosty| Santa| Piranha| Elastic band balls| Spade| Skiing| Pool slide|

That's just not cricket

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