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Unfortunate Wank
2006 dirty sanchez 001
Information
Style Game/punishment/gross out stunt
Participants Dainton

Pritchard

Pancho

Dan Joyce (loser/victim)

Ning (decider of Dan's fate)

First Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie
Last Appearance Dirty Sanchez the movie
"You remember Family Fortunes? This is called Unfortunate Wank! "
— Pancho introducing the name of the last round in Bangkok Roulette
"It is fucked up, it's you! You're in there!"
— Dan, having lost the game and not at all ready to down Pancho's man fat.

Unfortunate Wank is the name of a game/last round in the Bangkok Roulette game. Dan, not pleased that Dainton was reacting normally to eating the bugs while the others hadn't suggested using something else instead of the bugs, a decision he would soon be regretting a lot.

Upping the ante Edit

Seeing Dainton not gagging or puking like the others had while trying to down the bugs annoyed Dan a bit, so he suggested using something else instead of the bugs, this is where Pancho reveals, for whatever unholy reason, he had brought along his jar of man fat from the Liposuction and suggests using that instead, everyone else laughing rather nervously at this prospect. Pancho names this last round of Bangkok Roulette as, quite fittingly, Unfortunate Wank, Dan changes the rules so that whoever Ning wanks off is the one that has to down the fat, making everyone react increasingly more worried than they were beforehand. Ning got back under the table and Pancho started the game off again, however as soon as it started Dan reacted to Ning wanking him off, being both incredibly unhappy that he would have to down the fat but also pleasured from the handjob, the rest of the boys cheered loudly, happy that they weren't doing it.

It's a very rare steak Edit

Naturally even though the other three weren't about to eat the fat Pritchard and Dainton were a bit unnerved just from the thought of it, Pritchard pointing out what was in the jar wasn't food but 'proper fucking Panch fat'. While Pancho was trying to show them the blood from the fat Dan was of course not looking forward to it, and reasonably pointed out that what he was going to do was pretty much cannibalism. Deciding to try and separate the blood from the fat Dan poured some of it into a bowl, immediately the other three began to react in disgust seeing the fat be poured out, then a glass was dipped in to both have a glass full of Panch fat and to try to separate as much blood as they could. Dainton warned whoever was watching in the cinema, if they were that is, to grab a sick-bag ready. After trying to fool himself (badly) into thinking he was about to eat a very rare steak, and having separated as much blood from the fat as he could Dan finally knuckled down and quickly downed the fat.

Aftermath Edit

"I'VE JUST EATEN A FUCKING MAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!"
— Dan after keeping Pancho's fat down.
Suffice to say all three of the Sanchez crew reacted in horror, but Dan was the worst, having puked out the fat and then started puking violently in a nearby bush. However, instead of giving up he decided to be brave/a good sport and try again, making sure to keep the fat down this time. After once again trying to fool himself, this time that he was about to drink smooth water he slowly drank the fat, much to the shock of everyone else, except for Pancho who was not only not shocked watching him, but he was also watching with some odd glee in his eyes and a small grin on his face, both Pritchard and Dainton noticing and commenting on this in the commentary and jokingly suggested Pancho was thinking 'Do I taste nice Dan?' This time Dan managed to keep the fat down and everyone cheered for him, however he started to gag a bit and shouted that he had just eaten a man. A second later he is shown behind Dainton puking into a bucket. Before Dan swallowed the fat the first time around Dainton had declared this to be 'the sickest, most fucked up stunt we have ever done' and it can be agreed that not only is he right but it's the most extreme thing Dan has ever done with Dirty Sanchez.
"Welcome to Dirty Sanchez. I've just eaten a man. "
— Dan, looking very pale and sick after puking for a second time from swallowing the fat.


 
Movie Stunts

In order of appearance
Movie introduction| Super glue| Rabbits| BB challenge| Darts| The Incredible Alk| Russian Punishment| Nightmare| Sleep when you're dead| Coin spin| World Record break| Gorbachev| I Love Dainton| Liposuction| Guess the Ladyboy| Bangkok Roulette| Unfortunate Wank| Crab racing| Fight of the decade| Spunky Dunky| Stunt off| Japanese Wrestling| Japanese drinking games| Pritchard regains his pride| The Bola| Come to Jesus time| Mind over matter| Put your money where your mouth is| Mum's phone call| Angry Pirates| Pinhead| Fishing hooks| Hammer and Fail| Hard head| Heavy metal| Shaving Pancho's eyebrows| Dolly Daint| Stone Sander| Baseballs| Frozen poo

 
Series Four Stunts

In order of appearance
Movie introduction| Super glue (wake up prank)| Shock sleep| BB challenge| The Incredible Alk| Shin kicking| Goal| The Anti-Cardiff midget| Hard head| Russian Punishment| Nightmare| Gorbachev| Attack Dogs| World Record break| Powder pellets| Pingpong balls| Guess the Ladyboys| Liposuction| Bangkok Roulette| Unfortunate Wank| Crab racing| I Love Dainton| Fight of the decade/The real thing| Flipper race| Volleyball| Pritchard regains his pride| Costume picking| Japanese Wrestling| Japanese drinking games| Meat Tenderiser| Staples| Line of Wasabi| Stunt off| Sparks| Dragon| Beer head| Scorpion| Glass ass| Super glue (Tokyo Shock Boys)| Milk eye| Penis weightlifting| Bottle balls| Bungee band| Fireworks| Selfish smoke| Beer emina| Pinata| Fiesta| Stone Sander| Fireworks| Dolly Daint| Wasp| Drinking pee| The Bola| Slingshot| Come to Jesus time| Mind over matter| Angry Pirates| Mopped| Casino| Mouse catcher| Rum snort| Pinhead| Spit in the gob| Baseball| Put your money where your mouth is| Mum's phone call| Band head| Cash man| Lime eye| Trust gun| Fishing hooks| Hammer and Fail|

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